Nana's posts with tag: church
 I was forced to as a child.
People who wash are hypocrites-they think they are cleaner than everybody else.
There are so many different kinds of soap; I can't decide which one is best.
I used to wash, but I got bored and stopped.
I wash only on special occasions, like Christmas and Easter.
None of my friends wash.
I'll start washing when I get older and dirtier.
The bathroom is never warm enough in the winter or cool enough in the summer.
People who make soap are only after your money.
I don't like the songs people sing in the bathroom.
The last time I washed, someone was rude to me. I know someone who washes every day and still smells bad.
Prehistoric humans were happy all the time until the first soap salesman made them feel guilty.
Washing is for women and children.
Washing is for people much dirtier than I am.
I will wash when I find the bathroom that is exactly right for me.
I only believe in things I can see, and I can't see bacteria.
Washing may have been okay in my grandfather's day, but it's not practical in today's world.
I watch other people washing on tv.
There are lots of clean people who never wash.
I bought a bad bar of soap once, so I swore I would never wash again!
I never wash when I have company.
Washday is the only day I have to sleep in.
My wife washes enough for the whole family.
I know people who wash but don't act very clean.
These sound silly but these are the same responses that people use to excuse their rejection of the things of God.
(This was in our church bulletin this past Sunday. Just had to pass it on!)
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