Since it takes me so long to type, I'm going to copy and paste this one. You may have seen this one in your email, but if not, read on.



It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor!



Only it isn't seen as HUMOR, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE !



You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God'



You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.



You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say 'Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'



You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays.



You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.



You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.



You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag.



You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.



You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.



You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.





God Bless the U S A ! Amen